Watermelon Boy, you see, is a kid who was attending a cricket match in Melbourne, Australia, Saturday, when he was filmed in the stands consuming an entire watermelon, rind and all.
The game's commentators were understandably puzzled and riveted: "That's... I've never seen that before in my life," one commentator said; the other added, "That is unbelievable."
Turns out Watermelon Boy has celebrity blood: he's the son of Melbourne's SEN 1116 radio host and sports reporter Tony Schibeci, who revealed the Boy's identity to all the world Saturday.
After the game , well he managed to finish it ...